Ladies. I want you to imagine a BIG piece of meat. It's not important that you remember every single thought that came through your mind as you took that HUGE piece and got it in your mouth. The way it tasted, and how you LOVED every second of it. Now, that sensatition is at your hands with BIG DICK'S DRY RUB. For all you men who are wonder out there what the demand would be for such a product...... we will never know, but at least if you love meats or just rubbing them while they are dry, BIG DICK"S is the right one for you!

Like many of you stoners, you have probably been walking around the grocery store on a late-night munchie quest and seen stuff you either REALLY want or REALLY DON'T want. As a straight male, I would probably not try this. Of course this product is jamaican, and I assume when some women get too high there, they want a taste of that cock. So they made "COCK FLAVORED SOUP MIX" (I am not from the UK and will not add a 'U'). So for all you stoner pimps out there, when your woman is thirsty for a shot of your man juice and you are too beat (Haha), reach for a pack of "Grace's Cock Flavored Soup". Go figure the company is named after a potential nympho!

While I was traveling in the Latin Quarter, my group and I came across one shop that sold not only gyros, but SUPER ASS GYROS! I wish i knew what the heck this plate looked like in real life cuz my ass would undoubtedly have burned it off for how much we walked around Paris that day! Too bad it was a no weed day! Bumma!